Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?

1969 | 1 h 47mins |U/A 13+| Comedy | Music
Heironymus Merkin is an internationally successful singer approaching middle age who retells his life story in a series of production numbers on a seashore in front of his two toddlers and aged mother. Merkin's promiscuous relationships with women are explored, particularly Polyester Poontang and the adolescent Mercy Humppe. Merkin is constantly surrounded by a Satan-like procurer, Goodtime Eddie Filth, and an angelic 'Presence' who interrupts Merkin's biography with cryptic Borscht Belt-level jokes to denote births and deaths in Merkin's life. Newley periodically steps out of character to complain about his 'Merkin' role with an unseen director, two screenwriters, the film's producers and a trio of blasé movie critics who are turned off by the story's eroticism and lack of plot.
Starring: Anthony Newley, Joan Collins, Bruce Forsyth,

Starring :

Anthony Newley

Heironymous Merkin

Joan Collins

Polyester Poontang

Bruce Forsyth

Uncle Limelight

Milton Berle

Goodtime Eddie Filth

Stubby Kaye

Fat Writer

George Jessel

The Presence

Connie Kreski

Mercy Humppe

Tara Newley

Thumbelina

Ronald Rubin

Skinny Writer

Louis Negin

Producer Peter

Tom Stern

Producer Ron

Judy Cornwell

Filigree Fondle

Margaret Nolan

Little Assistance

Yolanda

Trampolena Whambang

Lynda Baron

Salesgirl

Ronald Radd

Critic Bentley

Rosalind Knight

Critic Bentley

Victor Spinetti

Critic Sharpnose

Julian Orchard

Red Cardinal

Desmond Walter-Ellis

Philip Bluster

Bernard Stone

Icicle Ike

Sally Douglas

Automation Bunny

Roy Desmond

The Mask

Joyce Blair

Oat-O-Rinos Girl

Bruce Boa

Car Salesman

Mike Higgins

The Prompter (uncredited)

Robert Hutton

Insurance Agent

Laurie Leigh

Toothpaste Mother

Eve Pearce

Floor Wax Housewife

Muriel Young

Liz Harper

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