Rupert Pupkin

Jerry Langford

Rita

Masha

Cathy Long

Bert Thomas

Ed Herlihy

Band Leader

Stage Door Fan

Stage Door Fan

Stage Door Fan

Stage Door Guard

Chauffeur

Young Girl

Autograph Seeker

Autograph Seeker

Caricaturist

Rupert's Mom (voice)

Dolores

Man in Chinese Restaurant

Liza Minnelli

Roberta Posner

Man at Telephone

Man at Telephone

Man at Telephone

Man at Telephone

Man at Telephone

Man at Telephone

Receptionist

Mr. Gangemi

Street Scum

Street Scum

Street Scum

Street Scum

Street Scum

Street Scum

Street Scum

Street Scum

Street Scum

Cabbie

Woman in Telephone Booth

Dr. Joyce Brothers

Mystery Guest

Victor Borge

Raymond Wirtz

Security Guard

Jonno

Cook

Audrey

Wilson Crockett

Gerrity

Giardello

Captain Burke

Langford's Lawyer

Langford's Agent

Crockett's Secretary

Ticket Taker

McCabe

McCabe's Wife

Plainclothesman

Plainclothesman

Plainclothesman

Plainclothesman

Plainclothesman

Stage Manager

TV Director

Tony Randall

First Man at Bar

Second Man at Bar

Newsman (voice)

Newsman (voice)

Newsman (voice)

Newsman (voice)

Announcer (voice)